So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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