I CAN MOONWALK!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
