The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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