Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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