just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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