I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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