Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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