fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they need to just BURY HIM!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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