I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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