Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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