ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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