I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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