there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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