Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All the doctor said was why
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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