No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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