All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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