You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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