Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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