Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
