What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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