Your dad touched me again.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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