I faked an abortion last night.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
