That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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