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Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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