that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
