so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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