You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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