9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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