she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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