halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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