The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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