Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Do vagina's smell?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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