sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Someone signed my nipple.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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