Having a random hookup so left but love u
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
