D3 body, D1 cock
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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