You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
where are you?
Hypothermia
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
