I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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