Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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