You work out of a Hotel?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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