: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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