Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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