At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fuck me I smell like cheese
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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