I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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