Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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