i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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