Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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