i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
