normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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