yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i can't believe i had my finger in that
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I would ride that face into the sunset
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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