I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
ttyl tear gas
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
How naked do you want me to be?
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