So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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